"Mom, can I ask you something?"

   "Sure, honey, what's on your mind."

   "Well, I'm already fourteen and, I think it's just
   proper that I should own one."

   "Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously.

   "A push up bra."

   "No."

   "But my nipples are already prominent and it catches
   attention."

   "Absolutely not."

   "I think it would be just proper at my age..."

   "I said no way!"

   "But..."

   "Morris! How many times must I tell you that bras
   are for girls!"