Clearly Defined Words:

  ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing.

  ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

  BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end
  and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end.

  CANNIBAL - One who is apt to pass his best friend.

  CHIVALRY - A mans inclination to defend a woman
  against every man but himself.

  CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold.

  COOKIE - A virgin doughnut.

  DECOY - A flashlight in the pants pocket.

  DIARY - Book of revelations.

  DOCTOR - A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress
  women and go all over them without getting his face slapped.

  FATHER'S DAY - Nine months before labor day.

  GENTLEMAN - One who is always careful to rest at
  least half his weight on his elbows.

  HORSE SHOW - A lot of horses showing their asses to
  a lot of horses' asses showing their horses.
  HUSBAND - What is left after the nerve has been killed.

  KEPT WOMAN - One who wears mink all day and fox all
  night.

  A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion;
  upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.

  MORNING - The time of day when the rising generation
  retires, and the retiring generation arises.

  NURSE - A pan handler.

  NURSERY - A place to park last years fun until it
  grows up a bit.

  PAPOOSE - Consolation prize for taking a chance on
  an Indian blanket.

  PIMP - A crack salesman; a nookie bookie.

  SIN - Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don't.

  SPRING FEVER - When the iron in your blood turns to
  lead in your pencil.

  STORK - The bird that had none of the fun in
  bringing the babies.

  TAXIDERMIST - A man who mounts animals.

  VIRGIN WOOL - Wool from a sheep that can outrun a
  sheep herder.