THINGS YOU WON'T HEAR MEN SAY:

I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

Her tits are just too big.

That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.

Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.

We haven't been to the mall for ages,let's go shopping and I can hold
your purse.

Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally McBeal".

It's late. Put your clothes back on and i'll take you home.

Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons???

I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when
she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.

No way, you weeded the garden last week.It's my turn.

Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them
any more.

Are you losing weight sweetie??

This movie has way too much nudity.

Damn, we're late for church!

No! I don't want to see your sister's tits.

Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

Put some panties on for Christ's sake.

Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret
Model

Don't pick that up, I got it.

Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??

I am just too tired to have sex again today!

I understand.