Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had one long
standing wish: to suckle at the voluptuos breasts of the Queen to his
hearts desire. Every time he passed the queen he got frustrated. One day
he revealed his desire to the King's chief advisor, Birbal, and begged 
him to do something which would allow him to achieve what he yearned 
for more than anything else in the world. Birbal, after much thought agreed 
on the condition that once his desire had been met, Ahmed would pay him 
1000 gold coins. Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high octane itching lotion and poured it
into the Queen's bra whilst she took her morning bath. Soon the itching
started and grew in intensity, and the King became very concerned indeed.
Consultations with the doctors and with Birbal to whom the doctors
reported revealed that only a special saliva applied for four hours would
cure the malady. Birbal also advised the King that, in the whole of
Arabia, only Ahmed's mouth carried this saliva.

King Akbar immediately summoned Ahmed and ordered him to apply his 
special saliva to the Queens breasts for four hours and Ahmed dutifully set
to the task by licking, biting pressing and playing with her breasts for the
prescribed period thus achieving his heart's desire.

Satisfied, he returned to Birbal but, to Birbals rage, refused to honour
his agreement by paying him the agreed 1000 gold coins knowing, as he did
that Birbal could never reveal the matter to the King.

But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal.

The very next day, Birbal put the same lotion into King Akbar's 
underwear.  

The King again summoned Ahmed.........