100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman! 
(1-25)

1.  We can get laid anytime we want. 

2.  We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. 

3.  We pee sitting down so it's easier to pass out on 
    the toilet when you're drunk. 

4.  We get out of speeding tickets by crying. 

5.  We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little 
    cleavage or leg. 

6.  We can sleep our way to the top of the class. 

7.  We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. 

8.  We can marry rich and then not have to work. 

9.  We never have to pay when we go out on dates. 

10.  Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we 
     have to do is sleep with them 

11.  Men light our cigarettes for us. 

12.  Men hold the door open for us. 

13.  We pout better.  (those puppy dog eyes always work!) 

14.  We're cuter. 

15.  We lie better. 

16.  We're better manipulators. 

17.  We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight
     with our other halves - you guys get the couch. 

18.  We always have food in the fridge. 

19.  We don't worry about losing our hair. 

20.  We always get to choose the movie. 

21.  We don't have to mow the lawn. 

22.  We don't have to take out the garbage. 

23.  We don't have to paint the house or walls. 

24.  PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men. 

25.  Cosmopolitan.