100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman! 
(26-50)


25.  Cosmopolitan. 

26.  We can con our way out of anything - not just 
     dig ourselves deeper into a hole. 

27.  Men unlock our side of the car first - a real 
     bonus when its cold. 

28.  PMS is a legal defense for murder. 

29.  Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first 
     time you can walk all over em forever. 

30.  We can masturbate more in a day than men. 

31.  2 words - multi orgasmic! 

32.  We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals. 

33.  Sweat is sexy on us. 

34.  We never run out of excuses. 

35.  You guys may get to think about sex 200 times 
     a day, but we could be having it that often. 

36.  Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game, too. 

37.  We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER 
     have to give back. 

38.  We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time 
     because men screw up so often. 

39.  We can give "the look" that will make any man 
     want to cower in the corner. 

40.  Women are cleaner. 

41.  Women have more than one erogenous zone.  
     (in case you guys didn't know) 

42.  We're better arguers. 

43.  We don't always have to think with our genitals. 

44.  Massage!!!! 

45.  We're better parents. 

46.  We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night. 

47.  There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and 
     able men. 

48.  We're flexible. 

49.  When women get upset, we don't destroy property or 
     hurt people - we just take it out on the world in 
     general because we can. 

50.  Menopause - thank heaven we're not capable of having 
     children after we're 50.