100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman! 
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51.  Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we 
     can say "no" to sex. 

52.  Men in uniform. 

53.  There is no penis envy. 

54.  We can just roll over and go to sleep after we 
     masturbate because there's no messy cleanup. 

55.  It generally takes us less to get drunk. 

56.  We have a higher tolerance to pain. 

57.  We often get to cut in line. 

58.  Most women actually look good in short shorts 
     - men DON'T. 

59.  Better tips. 

60.  Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy 
     and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting 

61.  We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass
     our friends or make loud bodily noises in public. 

62.  Women can go a day without showering or shaving and 
     not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long
     pants and perfume!  

63.  We can connive men into doing our homework, writing 
     our papers or carrying our books anytime we want. 

64.  We don't have excessive amounts of body hair. 

65.  We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.  

66.  Men will pay us for sex. 

67.  Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile. 

68.  We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return. 

69.  Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one 
     woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire 
     football team at once if we want. 

70.  Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road
     so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us. 

71.  Women sweat less. 

72.  Women smell better. 

73.  When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to 
     waste money on flowers or cards 
     - a blow job and sex fixes all. 

74.  Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists 
     and cheats. 

75.  Women don't get the humor in the three stooges.