100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman! 
(76-100)


76.  Women have three accessible holes. 


77.  We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons. 

78.  We're better gossips. 

79.  We have better fashion sense. 

80.  We're better shoppers. 

81.  We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to 
     impress a man. 

82.  Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping
     with anyone. 

83.  Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about 
     (and I'm not gonna tell you) 

84.  We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and 
     use it to our extreme advantage. 

85.  We don't have to drive when on a date. 

86.  An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo 
     to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly. 

87.  Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from 
     a curling iron burn" line. 

88.  Women know how fake it. 

89.  Women look better naked 

90.  We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing. 

91.  When women are short, we're petite.  When men are 
     short, they're just short. 

92.  Women do less time for violent crimes. 

93.  Women don't have to worry about not being able to get 
     it up. 

94.  An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time 
     any night. 

95.  Women's conversations generally consist of more than 
     just "uh huh, yep ok then bye" 

96.  Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood. 

97.  Women never have to see combat. 

98.  The remote control is not an extension of ourselves. 

99.  Women are sexier. 

and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is 
definitely worthy of reiteration: 

100.  We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!