Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love

* When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie,
and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep 
catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a 
movie minimum.

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.'