A Hobo was cruising along in a brand new Cadillac
convertible. His friends stopped him and asked how in the
world had got hold of such a good car.

He explained, "I was sitting on the curb minding my own
business, when a beautiful girl pulls up in this car that
you see and asks, 'Want a ride?'

So I got in. We rode far out into the country,
and she stopped the car. We both got out.

'Kiss me' she said.

So I kissed her. Then she disrobed, and stood there in all
her feminine beauty, dressed only in her panties. Holding
her arms out towards me she said, 'You can have anything
I've got.'

Well I could see that her panties would never fit me and so
I took the car."