Q: How does James Bond like his pussy?
A: Shaven, not furred.

Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday?
A: Some dick cut her off. 

Q. Why does a dumb woman with a good body lie face down at a nude beach?
A. To make a good impression

Q. Why was the Japanese street-walker starving?
A. Because no one had a yen for her

Q. What do you call a man who's lucky in love?
A. A bachelor

Q. What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A. A He-Blew

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

Q: If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A: A hole in it.