A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.
She sits down at the bar next to Mike.
Mike, being a more than a little drunk rolls around, leans over,
and "Splat! " He pukes all over the dog. He looks down, sees the
little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "Sheee-it,
I don't remember eating that!"