Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Polish, what would Cheetah be?
A. The smartest of the three.

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The ceramic lamp on the endtable.

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.

Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail."

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With more and more papers being declassified, some light has just
been shed on the real reason the Israelis won the Six-Day War:

It seems all the equipment was rented for the "One Week Special."

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Q. How can you tell that an Irishman is married?
A. He eats his potatos cooked.

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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women
like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton
spelled backwards is Not Now.