Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up to
a red light. Look at the guy in the car next to you, roll down your
window really fast (like you want to talk to him), and when the guy
rolls HIS window down.....look at him and yell..... "Oh, did you fart too?"

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If your hand offends thee, cut it off.
If your other hand offends thee, better
learn to live with it or you'll have
to train a monkey to wipe your butt..