More Dumb State Laws

Illinois --
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Indiana --
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Iowa --
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

Kansas --
At the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a person in an automobile is
required to get out of their vehicle, fire 3 shotgun rounds into the air,
and the get back into their vehicle and proceed through the intersection.

Kentucky --
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot
hold onto the ground."

Louisiana --
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water
pistol.

Maine --
You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Maryland --
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Massachusetts --
No one may take a bath without a prescription.

Michigan --
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs,
cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

Minnesota --
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop their head.

Mississippi --
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Missouri --
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.