Two guys are at the county fair, one showing his prize rooster, while the
other was exhibiting his champion donkey. While the two guys are talking,
the donkey reaches down and bites the feet off of the rooster and swallows
them. Seeing this happen, the owner of the rooster yells in dumbstruck
horror at the owner of the donkey: "Oh my God! You have two feet of my cock
in your ass!"