Top 10 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines


"Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

"I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of
your breasts!!"

"Nice Asimov."

"Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."

"Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

"I'm the droid you're looking for."

"Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking
because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."

"Hey, baby.  I own Microsoft."

"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is
imminent.'"

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate
while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"