A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's 
for the day.  That night one of the hunters returned alone, 
staggering under the weight of a ten point buck.

"Where's Henry?"

"Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles 
back up the trail."

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"

"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is 
going to steal Henry."




Q: What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl?
A: The blonde girl is likely to have a higher sperm count!