The overcharge

A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a 
plumber.  The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, 
did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, 
and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.

The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I 
don't even make that much as a lawyer!."

The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I 
when I was a lawyer." 

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Wizard of Oz

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton get 
caught up in a tornado and transported to the 
yellow brick road, where they make their way 
to the Wizard of Oz. 

The Wizard asks what each wants.

"I want a brain," says Quayle;

"I want a heart", says Gingrich.

"Where's Dorothy?" asks Clinton.