Q. Why do men love blowjobs so much? A. They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do we know that fairy tales are fiction? A. Because the prince is always smart, handsome, single, and straight. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do women get married? A. Lack of experience. Q. Why do divorced women get married again? A. Lack of memory. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Men are like junk food. After you've had your fill of them, you realize they're not very satisfying. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's the difference between a man and a dog? A. The dog listens and obeys. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? A. He never had to date one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Easy (adj.): A word men use to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How can a woman find out what life is like without a man around? A. Get married. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How are men like Beanie Babies? A. They're cheap, their heads are soft, and the really cute ones are hard to find. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's the one advantage of being a man? A. You never miss any important phone calls because you're in the tub. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's the most effective birth control method for men? A. Their manners. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why can't men do laundry? A. Nobody's invented a remote control for washing machines yet. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a smart man? A. A transsexual.