Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair Balls

Q: what can Life savers do that men Cannot?
A: Come in 5 Flavors

Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A Crust

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork

Q: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A: If your partner chews before swallowing <~~~ EWWW GROSS

Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough 
   boy together?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: What's the difference between a bonus and a Boner?
A: Your wife will blow your bonus..

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
A: After 20 yrs the job still sucks.

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q: Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A: 15 mins of silence.