Memories of Bill


After much arguing and deliberation, historians
this week have come up with a phrase to describe
the Clinton Era. It will be called:
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta
announced that Clinton has
proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her
relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's.
She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for
the stains found on Monica's dress "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only
four colleges: Moorhead, Oral
Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to
a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become
widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent
death!"

Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"