A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the Deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker. After riding about 
30 miles in silence the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you 
going to ask me?"

"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.

"If I'm a boy or a girl..." answered the youth.

"Don't matter," replied the trucker, "I'm gonna fuck ya anyway."