FUN IN THE BIBLE

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah was floating his stock while everyone else was 
in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter went down to the bank of the Nile and 
drew out a little prophet.


Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A. Ruthless.


Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson brought the house down.


Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden 
of Eden?

A. They were definitely put out.


Q. What is one of the first things Adam and Eve did after 
they were kicked out?

A. They raised a little Cain.


Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children to explain why 
he no longer lived in Eden?

A. "Your mother ate us out of house and home."


Q. Where is the first tennis match in the Bible?

A. Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.


Q. Where is the first recorded Biblical case of constipation?

A. In Kings where it says that David sat on the throne for 
forty years.


Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A. He only had two worms!