RENEWED EXPRESSION

Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating.

Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub
in the fruit you're eating.

Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when you come at them rapidly.

Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about
yourself that leads to sex.

Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who
come to visit.

Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and
prevents you from drifting off to sleep.