Q.  What do you call boobs on a girl scout?
A.  Brownie points


Q.  What slang term for an intercom could also describe the
    female sex organ?
A.  Bitch-box


Q.  Why were early Christian men frustrated on Sundays,
    Wednesdays, and Fridays?
A.  The church forbade them from having sex on those days


Q.  What is the difference between a pig and a musician?
A.  A pig won't stay up all night trying to screw a musician


Q.  In colonial America, what was a "bundling board"?
A.  A board to separate a courting couple who were sleeping in
    the same bed


Q.  Mia Farrow, Andy Gibb, and James Stewart each have a set
    of what?
A.  Twins