There is a plane crash in the desert and the only survivors
are a Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman.  As they walk
across the desert it becomes obvious that they might not make
it.
 
The Englishman says to the others that it is a horrible way
to die as the vultures swoop down as you lay there dying and
peck your eyes out.
 
The Scotsman says "Ackk, that dinnae sound like the way I'd
want to go."  So they make a pact as each one dies the other(s)
would bury them face down.
 
The Englishman is the first to die and as promised the two dig
a grave and bury him face down and cover him up.
 
Then the Scotsman dies and the Irishman almost dead himself,
digs a shallow grave and buries him face down and covers him over.
 
Finally the Irishman, exhausted and sensing he is near death
digs a small hole just big enough to fit his head in so the
vultures couldn't peck his eyes out and covers his head with sand.
 
Along comes an Arab and spots this ass sticking out of the sand,
so the Arab jumps off his camel and proceeds to fucking this
white ass sticking out of the sand.
 
The Arab is pounding it into the Irishman, when his weak voice
cries out "You fucking vultures can peck all you want , but you
are still not getting my eyes!!!"